- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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