- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

I like touching my boobs

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

whats black and strange a paki

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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