- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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