how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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minorities

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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