Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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DEATH.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Anti Joke

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