josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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falling didnt make the difference

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Women have the right to vote.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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