What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

drugs.

Cows are land manatees.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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