- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Charles Manson is innocent.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

stinky boner

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Testicles.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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