knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Anti Joke

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