Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Anti Joke

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