A black guy gets a job...

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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out of your comfort zone

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Penis

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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ginger

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Dylan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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