- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

If life throws you melons... ouch

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

You know what's catchy? A cold

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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