What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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^that joke's not funny

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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