Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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