Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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