- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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