Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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