How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's one plus one? two.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Anti Joke

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