Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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y u no like me joke?

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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PENIS lol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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