- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

I like touching my boobs

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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