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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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