What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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