- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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