No!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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hi joshua

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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