Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

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