A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Double-whammy

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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