Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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George Bush.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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