- Anti Joke

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move