How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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ur gey

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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