Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Life

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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