Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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