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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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