- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Womens rights

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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