The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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