Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Women's Rights

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

The Joke Below

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

hey, my names mark.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

THE END.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

4 1/2

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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