- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Mullets

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Penis

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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