- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Amazing

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Apple juice.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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