Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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