- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Are you a tree

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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