- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Penis.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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