What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Hahaha

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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