- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

bryden is a faggot

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead