Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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There's my tractor.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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