knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What black and has children A black man

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Health food.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Sarah Palin

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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