- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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