- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

knock knock who's there no one

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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