why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Women's rights.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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