Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why does life suck? Because it does

George Bush.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Romans rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

speech and debate.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A mans opinion.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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