- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

pickle juice?

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