if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

cancer

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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